Someone please make a “Shit Texans Say” video…

  • It’s more crowded in here than a clown car full of Mexicans
  • I’m more scared than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. 
  • Alla y’all
  • don’t just sit there like a bump on a pickle
  • as an action, time is a measurement of distance
  • you often choose a parking space due to the amount of shade around you
  • pecker
  • Mexican coke
  • ___ has the worst traffic
  • ___ is the best BBQ
  • What kind of coke? Dr. Pepper.
  • This ain’t my first rodeo
  • Actually being talking about the Rodeo
  • Shiner Bock

Reblogged 4 months ago from theflaffbattle (Originally from butiholdonistaystrong)
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  1. quirkyredhead reblogged this from fuckyeahtx and added:
    Just one thing… “Y’all”
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  10. deepinmadness reblogged this from fuckyeahtx and added:
    Some ideas: “Y’all” sweet tea coke (meaning any carbonated beverage) “do what?” “fixin to” BBQ or a “Shit people say to...
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    It’s more crowded in here than a clown car full of Mexicans I’m more scared than a long tailed cat in a room full of...
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    I think “Shit people say to Texans” would be better….
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