memoirsofapizza:

so today i made chicken parmesan for the lady i nanny for and she really wanted me to take some home and i said no thank you i’ve got dinner already!!
what she didn’t know is it was goldfish and ice cream.
booyah.

My girlfriend is the greatest person in the world and everyone else can just give up.

memoirsofapizza:

so today i made chicken parmesan for the lady i nanny for and she really wanted me to take some home and i said no thank you i’ve got dinner already!!

what she didn’t know is it was goldfish and ice cream.

booyah.

My girlfriend is the greatest person in the world and everyone else can just give up.

  1. ryley-stbatman reblogged this from memoirsofapizza and added:
    the greatest person in the world...everyone else can just give up.
  2. buttsexington said: so luckyyy
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