julio-richter:

iamaresponsibleadult:

dorksidefiker:

fairbourne:

wundy:

pinkie-pi:

rozarria:

man-over-matter:

misterstibbons:

qichi:

plutocake:

comrade-ringo:

s0ldiers:

s4mantha:

“hi, i’m samantha and i actively work to make people dislike me so i don’t feel bad when they do.”

“Hi, I’m Sam and I judge books by their cover. By books, I mean everything.”

“Hi, I’m Ringo, and I thrive off of manipulating people.”

“Hi I’m Pluto and I’m going to annoy the piss out of you because I think you’re ignoring me.”

“Hey! I’m qichi. I’m so afraid of the real world that I cried three times filling a job application.”

“Hi, I’m Charles and when I’m not being a pretentious dick I use language so casually as to be incomprehensible.”

“Hi I’m Konrad and I am terrified of everything and try to be flippant about it but instead end up scaring people away, which causes me to be more terrified and less socially functional.”

“I’m Booster, and I’m a useless good-for-nothing who does jack shit because I’m convinced I’ll fail at everything I try, it’s nice to meet you”

“I’m Jamie.  I make really good first impressions but after about two weeks or so you will find me really obnoxious and nerdy and also I can’t shut up.”

“I’m Wundy, and I am frequently irrationally judgmental and a little self-righteous.”

“I’m Alicia, I have a really bad and uncontrollable habit of going on and on about one subject that really only a scant few care about. I’m cripplingly shy but once you get to know me, you cannot turn my mouth off. I’m also too nice for my own good which sets me up for disappointment in the end.”

“Hi, I’m Katrine and I’m filled with a constant, simmering rage.”

“Hi, I’m Zoe and I’m non-confrontational to the point of passive-aggressiveness and will almost always choose flight over fight.”

“Hey, I’m Meghan and I can barely function as a decent human being. I also avoid talking to my mother because I think I kind of hate her.”

“Hi, I’m the goddamn Batman and I can’t stop adopting small children.”